FOR PARTY=6 TO 3

BASIC - Part 83: In which we finally leave the island in a novel, if a little cramped, mode of transport.
Now, I always like to drop lovely old hardware into the comic.  This craft contains a computer and two joysticks.  Make and model of both please (shouldn't be a problem for you lot).

Oops! Almost forgot.  Dig out those red/blue 3D glasses for next week, chaps!

LET WEBCOMIC+STARWARSREFERENCE=LAW

BASIC - Part 82: In which Wyndham tries to make a pointed observation about BASICs behaviour but gets lost in semantics.  Incidentally, although you probably knew already, the 'Revenge' bit is true.

Come to think of it, I've never been too implicit about the actual year this comic is set.  Of course we know that Jedi was 83 but Miriam hasn't been stranded for 30 years.  Far from it.  Actually, for the eagle eyed Sinclair-nerd, it should be possible to figure out the exact month of the start of our adventure from a really early strip.

LET RESCUE=LANA+MITZI+BETTY


BASIC - Part 81: We're back! Sorry for last week.  Anyway, we've moved house and are giving our future lives over to painting and decorating. I WILL fit BASIC in there somewhere :) 
In this weeks strip, I take the gamble that no-one but the Victorians thinks that bottoms are rude any more.  Tell me if I'm wrong ;)

IF COMPUTER=PACKED THEN GOTO HOUSE

BASIC - Part... Well, actually...  I'm terribly sorry, but due to moving house (and all my gear being packed up) plus the death of my lovely Mac Cinema Display, I'm unable to deliver a new BASIC this week.  First time I've had to skip one and it sucks.
Still, don't worry, there are plenty in the pipeline and normal service will return next Wednesday.  That poor ninja is just going to have to gawk at the nudey ladies for seven more days.

IF GIRL$="HAVE FUN" THEN LET JUSTWANNA=1

BASIC - Part 80: Miriam get's to use that sword, but only for a minute.  Ever so slightly NSFW if your boss has blurry vision.

LET SOFTLY*2=CATCHY(MONKEY)

BASIC - Part 79: Turns out that BASIC wasn't built for stealth.  Who knew? Plus, the Ninja has a killer rabbit, though thankfully without nasty big pointy teeth.

IF MIRIAM=NOT PIRATE THEN LET MIRIAM=PIRATE

BASIC - Part 78: Who is the least likely of our heroes to start planning an act of piracy?  That's right.

FOR POPULATION=6 TO 10

BASIC - Part 77: In which we learn that you can't make a noise without the neighbours complaining.

POKE DEVICE,UNKNOWN: BEEP 100,20

BASIC - Part 76: Miriam's careful disassembly of the mysterious relay results in a big noise and a small revelation.

LET WARRANTY$="VOID"

BASIC - Part 75: Miriam smash! As is the vogue with gadgets these days, we present a teardown of the relay antenna.  Those with longish memories will remember that Miriam is referencing events that happened WAY back in part 34.
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